Population | 8.809 billion |
Capital | Super-Dank-Polis |
Leader | Meme Man |
Currency | Cronch |
Animal | Gobolgobgalablab |
The Memery of North Cromch is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Meme Man with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.809 billion North Cromchians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super-Dank-Polis. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming North Cromchian economy, worth 955 trillion Cronches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,450 Cronches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (North Cromch has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Cromch's national animal is the Gobolgobgalablab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
North Cromch is ranked 33,769th in the world and 2nd in Lardyland for Safest, scoring 107.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Cromch proposed constructing embassies between Lardyland and Fart party.
- : North Cromch agreed to construct embassies between Lardyland and Metropolitan Union.
- : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Influential, and Best Weather and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
- : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : North Cromch lodged a message on the Lardyland Regional Message Board.
- : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in North Cromch, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (North Cromch has found 2 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in North Cromch, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.